|Dan Zukovic||Simon Geist|
|Louis Mustillo||Video Producer|
|Blaine Capatch||Band Leader|
|Mitch Mayer||Band Member|
|Will Huston||Band Member|
|Yul Vazquez||1st Interviewer|
|Thomas Prisco||2nd Interviewer|
Subsidized by a wealthy patron, Simon Geist spends his time posing as a Los Angeles reporter -- just so he can challenge, scoff at and deride the various wannabes who are willing to subject themselves to his scathing interviews. Meanwhile, his roommate and biggest fan, Darla, is making a real magazine about him. But when Simon actually falls for a model he interviews, Darla begins to wonder if he isn't a wannabe himself.