|Paris Hilton||Cristabel Abbott|
|Joel David Moore||Nate Cooper|
|Christine Lakin||June Phigg|
|Johann Urb||Johann Wulrich|
|Adam Kulbersh||Cole Slawsen|
|Marianne Muellerleile||Mrs. Blount|
|The Greg Wilson||Arno Blount|
Nate Cooper has never gotten over his first crush from elementary school, Cristabelle . Now in his 20s, Nate meets Cristabelle on a Los Angeles beach. His love hasn't waned, and he vows to date her. Unfortunately, the beautiful Cristabelle will not date anyone unless her severely ugly friend, June, has a date as well. But, when June gets a complete makeover, Nate begins to realize he might actually be in love with her.