|Danny R. McBride||Fred Simmons|
|Mary Jane Bostic||Suzie Simmons|
|Ben Best||Chuck ``The Truck'' Wallace|
|Carlos Lopez IV||Henry|
|Jody Hill||Mike McAlister|
|Randy Gambill||The Gentle Warrior|
Fred Simmons, a bombastic but hopelessly inept master of a strip-mall dojo, falls to pieces upon discovering his wife's infidelity. Hoping to rebuild his shattered self-respect, he sets out on a quest to meet his longtime movie idol, Chuck ``The Truck'' Wallace, star of the ``Seven Rings of Pain'' trilogy.