| Michael Caine | O'Malley |
| Dylan Moran | Tom |
| Abigail Iversen | Mary |
| Michael Gambon | Barreller |
| Miranda Richardson | Magnani |
| Lena Headey | Dolores |
| Ben Miller | Clive |
| Aisling O'Sullivan | Rita |
| Alison Doody | Herself |
| Michael McElhatton | Jock |
| Michael Colgan | Audition director |
| Deirdre Walsh | Camcorder girl |
| Bill Hickey | Stage Doorkeeper |
| Veronica O'Reilly | Box Office Attendant |
| Paul Ward | Maurice, usher |
| Brian McGuinness | Dermot, usher |
| Ian Fitzgibbon | Actor in Richard III |
| Brian McGrath | Actor in Richard III |
| Alison McKenna | Actor in Richard III |
| Annie Ryan | Actor in Richard III |
| Jude Sweeney | Actor in Richard III |
| Joanne Crawford | Actor in Richard III |
| Rachel Rath | Actor in Richard III |
| Deirdre O'Kane | Stage manager |
| Guy Carleton | Bookseller |
| Sean Tracey | Chief fireman |
| Simon Delaney | Ronnie |
| Alvaro Lucchesi | Lesley |
| Damien O'Donnell | Waiter |
| Eamon Glancy | Magnani hood |
| Donagh Deeney | Magnani hood |
| Marty Whelan | Himself |
A second-rate actor and a colleague try to swindle money from a group of inept criminals.
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