|Brendan Sexton III||Zachariah Age 19 and 30|
Boozy writer Marty is a man in search of a screenplay. He has a catchy title but no story to go along with it. Marty has a couple of oddball buddies, Hans and Billy, who make a living by kidnapping rich people's dogs, then returning them and collecting the reward. However this time, the fur flies when Hans and Billy kidnap the beloved pooch of a gangster, and Marty uses the ensuing events as fodder for his screenplay.