|Norm Macdonald||Willard Fillmore|
|Dave Chappelle||Rusty P. Hayes|
|Elaine Stritch||Virginia Crock|
|Danny DeVito||Grover Cleaver|
|Daniel Benzali||Detective Tom Dewey|
|Sherman Hemsley||Chester "Chip" Oswald|
|Lochlyn Munro||Officer Richardsen|
Willard Filmore, the abused and under appreciated chauffeur to Miss Crock, the employer from hell, has devised a foolproof plan for revenge. Along with his hot-headed best friend Rusty, he will kidnap the nasty woman's prized pooch, holding it ransom. But the plan doesn't quite work out!