|Jason Biggs||Darren Silverman|
|R. Lee Ermey||Coach|
|Lillian Carlson||Mother Superior|
|Kyle Gass||Bar Dude|
The film traces the misadventures of buddies J.D. and Wayne, who begin to suspect that their best friend, Darren Silverman, is going to allow himself to be badgered into marrying Judith, a woman he doesn't love. They decide to reunite him with his long lost love from their school days -- even if they have to kidnap Judith to do it.