| Sam Rockwell | Sam |
| Steve Zahn | Eddie |
| Paul Giamatti | Veal Chop |
| Michael Schmidt | Bernie Jr. |
| Michael Lerner | Big Fat Bernie Gayle |
| Mark Ruffalo | Frank |
| Christina Kirk | Hannah |
| Harvey Fierstein | Leo |
Mistaken for skilled safecrackers, two tone-deaf Rhode Island singers are hired by the Jewish mafia.
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