|William Hurt||Dave Purcell|
|Greg Malone||Buster Bartlett|
|Maggie Meyer||Brit Woman|
|Michael Chaisson||Dr. Jack Tomlinson|
|George Jonas||Dr. Hans Spiedal|
Dave is ready to call it quits on his marriage and his restaurant. His wife has left him and the restaurant, The Auk, has never really taken off. Desperate, Dave tries to consume the rare delights of his restaurant before they are repossessed. All seems lost until Dave's neighbor, Phonse, proposes a mad scheme to save The Auk. They will announce the presence, in the vicinity of the restaurant, of an extremely rare duck, attracting bird watchers the world over.