|Philip Seymour Hoffman||The Count|
|Tom Brooke||Thick Kevin|
|Rhys Darby||Angus ``The Nut'' Nutsford|
|Will Adamsdale||On-the-Hour John|
In 1966, BBC radio broadcasts less than an hour of pop music a day, forcing pirate DJs to take up the slack from boats anchored outside British waters. Quentin is the commander of such a pirate station, overseeing a host of seedy, lusty and dope-smoking DJs, including the Count and Dave, who makes it his personal mission to see to it that Quentin's newly arrived godson loses his virginity.