|Karen Kopins||Robin Pierce|
|Jim Carrey||Mark Kendall|
|Jeb Stuart Adams||World War I Ace Vampire|
|Joseph Brutsman||Confederate Vampire|
A centuries-old vampire, the countess has kept her youthful look by drinking the blood of male virgins. Since she finds this prey challenging to come by, she is thrilled when she meets young Mark Kendall, who wants to lose his virginity, yet has a reluctant girlfriend, Robin . After luring Mark away from a club, the countess drinks his blood, but the hapless guy isn't sure what has happened until he starts exhibiting unusual symptoms.