| Kal Penn | Taj |
| Amy Steel | |
| Holly Davidson | Sadie |
| Daniel Percival | Pip |
| Steven Rathman | Simon |
| Adam Sinclair | Lord Wrightwood |
| Beth Steel | Alexandra |
| Glen Barry | Seamus |
| Lauren Cohan | Charlotte |
| Anthony Cozens | Gethin |
| Tom Davey | Percy |
| William de Coverly | Roger |
| Shobu Kapoor | Taj's mother |
Van Wilder protege Taj Badalandabad heads to England's prestigious Camden University to further his studies and cement his burgeoning reputation as the ``sultan of sheets.'' But when he arrives, he learns that he has not been accepted to the Fox and Hounds fraternal guild and, instead, becomes head of a house of student misfits. Taj rises to the challenge by establishing his own society, the Cock and Bulls, and whipping his misfit comrades into academic shape.
