|Edward Norton||Sheldon Mopes/Smoochy|
|Jon Stewart||M. Frank Stokes|
|Harvey Fierstein||Merv Green|
|Michael Rispoli||Spinner Dunn|
|Pam Ferris||Tommy Kotter|
|Danny Woodburn||Angelo Pike|
|Vincent Schiavelli||Buggy Ding Dong|
Tells the story of Rainbow Randolph, the corrupt, costumed star of a popular children's TV show, who is fired over a bribery scandal and replaced by squeaky-clean Smoochy, a puffy fuscia rhinoceros. As Smoochy catapults to fame - scoring hit ratings and the affections of a network executive - Randolph makes the unsuspecting rhino the target of his numerous outrageous attempts to exact revenge and reclaim his status as America's sweetheart.