|Tom Everett Scott||Josh Miller|
|Mark-Paul Gosselaar||Cooper Frederickson|
|Poppy Montgomery||Rachel Gillmore|
|Lochlyn Munro||Clifford 'Cliff' O'Malley|
|Randy Pearlstein||Buckley Schrank|
|Corey Page||Matthew 'Matt' Noonan|
College freshmen Josh and Cooper are more interested in hitting the bottle than in hitting the books -- and their poor grades are set to get them kicked out of school. Their only hope of passing is to find a roommate who will kill himself. That's because an oddball college code states that a suicide victim's roommates automatically get straight A's. But sharing space with a lineup of lunatics proves enough to drive both boys crazy.